You know you're German if.....

or what facebook has to say on that topic......

1. You separate your trash into more than five different bins.
4. You eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
5. You call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer".
10. You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
11. You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
12. People start talking about Hitler, Bier and Schnitzel when you tell them where you're from.
13. Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons.
14. You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
15. Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback.
16. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
18. You yell at people for jaywalking. (that's crossing the pelican crossing on red for us Europeans!)
21. You routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
30. You expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
34. You spent hours in school learning to pronounce "th".
35. ... taxi drivers drive Mercedes and the police on the Autobahn drive BMWs.
37. ... you answer the phone giving your surname.
38. ... you spend the summer at the "Baggersee".
39. ... you say PorschE, not Porsh!
40. ... ich ständig Nutella Brote verdrücke - I can't get enough Nutella sandwiches.
57. ... you always fold your Tetra Pak before you throw it in the appropriate bin.
64. ... you just don't get baseball and think it's boring
71. ... you confuse your "if" and "when".... ;-)
76. ... the concept of small talk still puzzles you
78. ... you’re the only one recycling not just bottles and cans but also light bulbs, water filters, batteries, printer cartridges …
81. ... being on time means 15 minutes earlier to you
87. ... you complain about people that just sit in their car with the engine running
89. ... you can't stand the sloppy white American bread - the one where you try to spread your Nutella and it falls apart!
106. ... you feel uncomfortable saying "you" to adults.
108. ... you switch the light off when you leave a room.
111. ... if you have a sense of guilt/ shame when you say that you are proud to be German.
112. ... if you don't cross your fingers but "press your thumbs"